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Month Day, Year
Wow has it been a year already? Time flies! How have you been? How are and ? I know that LivePD North Pole episode must have been stressful, but I believe the courts will find innocent.
Santa, I feel you may have received some bad intel on your last December so I wanted to share a few of my triumphs from this year that I know will make me a shoe-in for your list. Besides volunteering my time as a , I frequently gave to that -like person on the corner near my office. Everyday I set a goal to be the best I could be ('A' for effort, amirite?). I am SO proud that I only 'ed twice this year and my heart goes out to folks like who could not stop 'ing. I hope my example inspires them to try harder next year!
Now that you can see what a good I've been, I have but one small item on my wishlist: a . Santa, I feel blessed. I have so much in my life, but let's face it: 2018 has been a year (#fake) and this one little will bring so much joy to not only me, but my beloved teammates at as well.
In the words of DJ Khaled, 'I appreciate you.' More than ever, we need a 'ing hero like you to deliver all over the world. On December 24th when I get home from the late volunteer shift at the , I'll be sure to leave out a plate of your favorite .